Omegle Asshole

Typical day

2010-03-19T15:02:00.001-06:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: 14 m
You: 15f usa
Stranger: whats up
You: noth much, supposed to be doin hw but im so stuck, might do it tomorrow before its due >-<
Stranger: are you a nigger? if so i cant talk to you because my dad is the leader of the kkk
You: great.....so that means ya cant talk to anyone on earth, ive herd the orgin of the human race is in africa and that peeps r white cuz of a genetic mutation, thaz what i herd yup
Stranger: oh are you a african jew
You: nope
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna see my big old saggy balls
You: nope
Stranger: ok you cunt suck
You: too late ya already did
You: :P
You have disconnected.

From Jilly

Paranormal

2010-02-13T18:35:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: wassup

Stranger: not much watching a movie with a friend

Stranger: you

You: what movie

You: just watching videos

Stranger: Paranormal Activity

Stranger: what kinda videos are you watching

You: Paranormal vids

Stranger: o thats kinda ironic

Stranger: though I'm sure this movie is fake

You: Is it? Or is it paranormal?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so where are you from

You: Indiana, home of the paranormal

Stranger: really?

Stranger: what happenes there?

Stranger: I'm from pa btw

You: Paranormal activity

Stranger: okayyy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

911

2010-01-25T19:24:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 911 what is your emergency?

You: My grandma just killed 7 people

Stranger: Okay sir hold on tell me your address and i'll send a patrol car and ambulance

Stranger: holy shit 7 people

You: Well its kinda dark in this room and to tell you the truth im probably going to be killed by the time you guys get here

Stranger: well wish you luck then there's nothing i can do about it.

You: I' m guessing some wher out in the desert

You: Well you can try

Stranger: what state

You: Nevad

You: Nevada

Stranger: is there any way i could help

You: Oh hey shes having a heartattack

You: Oh wait its a stroke

Stranger: could you try to slit her throat with that kichen knife

You: I can't im tied up

Stranger: use your tree powers.

Stranger: wait what

You: What?

You: Oh damnit shes alive

Stranger: try to kick her in the face

Stranger: till she drowns in her own blood

You: Oh hey she put gas on me yay

You: I like the smell of gas

Stranger: good bye sir

You: Haha she triped down the stairs

Stranger: i hope your funeral is gonna be cheap

Stranger: OH

Stranger: and

You: I think shes dead

Stranger: is the bitch dead?

You: Yeah theres a drop about 7 feet at the end of the stairs

You: Well everybody in the room... oh wait shes alive

Stranger: oh snap

You: ... alright hurry up

Stranger: the officers will be there ETA 4 min

You: GRANDMA PUT DOWN THE LIGHTER

Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT

You: Shit shes climbing up the ladder

Stranger: oh shi-

You: Why is there a ladder their in teh first place

Stranger: i thought there was stair

Stranger: s

You: Both

Stranger: nice house.

Stranger: i should try that

You: Its not mine its her's

You: No wait its not

Stranger: can i have the house when she dies

You: Shes back up here

Stranger: use your force and split her in half

You: And im on fire now....s,dnfwbehfjikd,aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: RUN

Stranger: just

Stranger: RUN

You: IM TIED UP FAGGOT

Stranger: oh sorry

You: shit..., ughhh

You have disconnected

Radio Shack

2010-01-25T17:46:00.000-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: Whats going on

Stranger: not so bad, u then?

You: just at the prison computer

Stranger: cool, me too

You: cool what prison do you go too

Stranger: amsterdam, netherlands

You: I go to The Radio Shack Prison in North Carolina.

Stranger: what did you do

You: Robbed a Radio Shack in Nevada

Stranger: ok

You: and you?

Stranger: how long you have to sit in jail?

You: 14 out of the 30 years

Stranger: i sold drugs

Stranger: holyshit

You: Yeah but most people in here are in here for life

Stranger: hows life in jail there

You: Radio Shack has no tollerance for criminal

You: Terrible, they feed us dirt with water and make us sleep in debris from the 2004 attack,

Stranger: i thougt i was unhappy

Stranger: but it can be worse a lot

You: I should be dead right now but luckly the warden died last week so the new one lets some of us the computer.

You: use*

You: Oh shit some guy just came in with a metal club, better go

You have disconnected.

First!?

2010-01-17T09:03:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: first

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Yeah?

You: i'm first

Stranger: Awesome?

You: ya

You: suck on that

Stranger: I will

Stranger: I might choke

You: Well i don't want that

Stranger: Yeah I can just die

Stranger: While ftsk is playingg

You: Maybe one day you will be first and realize the true power of first

Stranger: I'm usually always first I feel no power

You: Imposible

Stranger: It just happened lasttime

Stranger: So suck on that one

You: NOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: Epic obe

You: AHHH I"M MELTING

Stranger: Yay

You: But wait I can't melt here

You: Because i am first

You: of 2010

Stranger: Uh well I wish you could(:

You: I cannot but yuuuuu caaaannnn

Stranger: Bur i

Stranger: But I'm not

You: Because you are slow

Stranger: I'm gonna go now young grasshopper

You: as a cow

Stranger: I'm on my ipod

You: I am a old rockhopper

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: Yeaaaaah

You: Got you there young childtoucher

You: Touché senor

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Chiniga

2009-12-28T11:30:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: my name is chiniga

Stranger: what is your name?

You: mine too

Stranger: you name chiniga?

You: yeah

You: you too!

Stranger: weird!

Stranger: you must be a retarded homo fagit too!

Stranger: fuck off

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Justin Time

2009-12-20T13:17:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey Justin Time

Stranger: what?

You: You're Justin Time

Stranger: no

You: Ya you are

Stranger: no

Stranger: oohh

You: I told you Ted O'Tree

Stranger: you mean i'm Just In Time

You: What, you okay Justin?

Stranger: i'm not justin

Stranger: i'm stefan

Stranger: ok

You: lol that ol rascal

You: Stefan Dion how you doing?

Stranger: it's stefan filimonovic

Stranger: ok

Stranger: not dion

You: Well you have to be Dion, like Djon mustard or Philip Seymore Hoffman

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'll Dion

Stranger: but not Sean

You: You Sean Connery?

You: damn shit!

Stranger: aahh

Stranger: screw you

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Santa

2009-12-20T13:00:00.002-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hekohekoostamopo

You: ho ho ho

Stranger: ;DDD

Stranger: do you speak finnish

Stranger: ?

You: Hello small finnished boy, what would you like for christmas?

Stranger: täh

Stranger: i'm girl

Stranger: ;DD

You: A tahwol?

You: what color of tahwol?

Stranger: blue

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: are you a santa claus?;DD

You: very nice little boy, now get the fuck off my lap and run a few laps

Stranger: haistapaskaEIKÖSANAKUULUETOONSAATANATYTTÖENKÄ USKOHELVWETRINPUKKII

Stranger: -.-

You: Uh ya I don't speak dipshit son, now go along

Stranger: meeite

Stranger: vituhoro-.-

You: ah yes yes

Stranger: Onkos pukkihomo?

You: Oh you some pokemon now?

Stranger: POKEMON!EI VARAA VIRHEISIIN!;dDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: POKEMON<333333333333333333333333333333333333

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: ;D

You: Ah good a tahwol and some pokemon chocolate

Stranger: yeah!!!

Stranger: meeitevituhoroonkospukkihomo

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hoho ho ho ho;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: houhouhoupukkionsiiishomo

You: oh sorry we are out pokemon chocolate, you get a tahwol and some icereakers

You: icebreakers*

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: kyllämunnytkelpaa

Stranger: D;

Stranger: ;D*

Stranger: i want digimons too!

Stranger: and plasmateevee

Stranger: andcomputer and new telephone.;D

You: sorry fatty

Stranger: mitä? ITE OOT LÄSKIKASAPASKAPÄÄKUKULLIAIVOHOROOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: IHRAPERSE!

You: The north pole is in a recession right now

Stranger: täh

Stranger: täht

Stranger: täh

Stranger: thä

Stranger: täh

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: iäm 5vgirl

You: Tahwol icebreakers and paper is all we can give out this year

Stranger: VAAN?

Stranger: IHRAPERSEHILJAA?

Stranger: !*

You: Ya I had to sell my sleigh for a minivan

Stranger: what= IdontunderstandA BadSantaclaus

Stranger: 8''''''''''''''''''''''''''''------------------------------D

Stranger: iam5.vgirl

You: Look kid I gotta go but... whatever

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Indianaese

2009-12-15T20:56:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Stranger: nice

Stranger: im f

You: ah

You: whats your nation of origin?

Stranger: Filipino american

Stranger: why?

You: Just asking

Stranger: you?

You: I'm Indianaese

Stranger: nice

Stranger: haha

You: whats so funny?

Stranger: nothing

You: ok

Stranger: age?

You: 23

You: and you?

Stranger: 16

You: ah

You: in school are ya

Stranger: high school

You: me too

Stranger: your 23 and your in high school?

You: yes, the laws are different here

Stranger: oh

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Bang Bus

2009-12-13T21:34:00.000-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: wazzup

Stranger: how's it going?

Stranger: lol

You: hey i just got a bang bus last tuesday, and i was wondering if it looks cool

Stranger: oooh... ok

Stranger: id love to see it

You: http://i50.tinypic.com/2hi0bie.jpg

You: cool eh

Stranger: Oh, I love the headgear.

You: thanks

You: it was my mom's idea

Stranger: Of course. Middle aged women always have the best taste.

You: Oh she's 80, but shed apreciate that

You: So

Stranger: I was trying to be flattering.

Stranger: ?

You: Why?

Stranger: Why what?

You: Why where you trying?

Stranger: Trying to be flattering?

You: Why?

Stranger: Just like to get in good with the moms.

You: Um k

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Monday

2009-12-07T21:57:00.000-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how's it hanging?

You: good

You: you?

Stranger: no complaints

Stranger: monday is over :)

You: No it aint

You: Monday Monkey is still angry

You: So aint over

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Return of the Hobo

2009-12-06T21:07:00.001-07:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: have i talkd to you before

Stranger: ?

You: ya I think

Stranger: really?

You: ya

Stranger: thats cool. i live in a box

You: ya me too

Stranger: thats awesome! I need to add on since i'm having a kid

You: oh who did you fuck this time?

Stranger: a lot of ppl. just don't know which ones the father..

You: ah

Stranger: you think i could get child suppot outta all of em?

You: no you need to own a house before hand

You: any ways you still up on that offer about the burnt cloths?

Stranger: of course

You: Also yes it was jewish people

You: because they started world war jew

Stranger: damn bastards

You: Hmm change of heart. Last time you said I was wrong

Stranger: yea. I now understand what your sayin tho

You: Ah good

Stranger: indeed

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Alive!

2009-12-05T20:00:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: wassup holmes

Stranger: you should watch this

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-khCAf1tdCY

Stranger: it's awesome

Stranger: follow the instructions

You: fucking bot

Stranger: what?

You: oh shit it came alive

Stranger: wtf

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Old Age

2009-12-03T17:30:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hiya im alexis

You: Hiya Alexis, how are you?

Stranger: im good thank you how are you?

You: I'm good, how are you?

Stranger: im good too thanksss

You: no problem, so how are you?

Stranger: lol you like repeating the same question dont you

You: do I? Must be old age

Stranger: lol

Stranger: maybe

You: Unless 69 is the new 40

Stranger: lol

Stranger: why are you on here

You: not sure how I even got here

Stranger: great

You: so how are you doing?

Stranger: good and you?

You: i'm doing terrible just wonderful

Stranger: lol

Stranger: kooool

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Illinois

2009-12-02T19:32:00.000-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: wadda ya wanna talka bout

Stranger: well, where you from?

You: Nevada

Stranger: to strat off

You: you?

Stranger: haha! Oh, nevada. You guys have bad luck with senators.

Stranger: illinois

You: oh a asian dude, cool

Stranger: um, illinois? That's in the US, man.

You: haha ya maybe before you guys bombed it

Stranger: bombed it?

You: i dunno maybe

You: so like how many kids you got? or where do you work

Stranger: i work for an airport

Stranger: i deliver lost bags.

You: is that illinoisian for nike? cuase I like their shoes

You: I work at OFFICE DEPOT

You: we sell stuff that youre friends make

Stranger: what the fuck, illinois is not in asia!

You: maybe your son will make a stack of paper I sell

Stranger: where are you getting this?

You: getting what?

Stranger: the idea that illinois is in Asia.

You: its right on the border

You: beside china and germany

You: in between I guess

Stranger: its in the middle of the United States, between Indiana and Iowa!!

Stranger: wtf?!

You: Iowa is a state in japan silly

Stranger: you are stupid as fuck, man

You: and Indiana is the nation of India

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asl fail 2

2009-12-02T19:31:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love you

You: i fuck you

Stranger: please

Stranger: asl?

You: you first

Stranger: i asked first :P

You: ladies first

Stranger: damn

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Pants

2009-11-29T18:08:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: I dont think so

Stranger: ?

You: My pants are super glued on

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: ?

You: SO don't even try

You: Cause im not happy to see you, thats pepper spray

Stranger: i am so confused.

You: and Nitride Oxide

You: hmm

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Jomegle chat 1

2009-11-25T18:30:00.000-07:00

Stranger: *** You have joined #Jomegle

Stranger: *** Topic: Here be Strangers. (set by irc.pantsuland.net)

Stranger: *** Currently in the channel: susej, +ninjakillszombie, ChuckChaq, SaraBeast, ngas, ~reiv, +osok, Susaur, +ParaDoXiCaL, @zamros

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Awesome

Stranger: yessssssa

Stranger: Haha you have videos?

Stranger: susej is jesus backwards

Stranger: yurp

Stranger: Link?

You: no

Stranger: they're lame though xP

Stranger: idc

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i am this close to kicking you out, susej

Stranger: youtube.com/twinchick22

You: its german for sausage

Stranger: you can't see it but i'm holding my fingers very closely together

Stranger: lol

Stranger: it's gently caressing jesus backwards

You: ngas is Sagn backwards

Stranger: Sara

You: as in Sag'n balls

Stranger: yeah?

Stranger: as in Carl Sagan

Stranger: You should check my channel out, there may be something there that you wil find appealing

Stranger: alrighty

You: as in Carl Sag'n balls

Stranger: thank you zamros

Stranger: omg can you kick him or soemthing?

Stranger: youtube.com/twowordsinc

Stranger: who

Stranger: susej

Stranger: susej?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i was gonna

Stranger: a few minutes ago

Stranger: do ittttt :D

You: zarmos is Somraz backwards

Stranger: i'm going to give him one more line

Stranger: to redeem himself

Stranger: alright

You: as in Som rarz

Stranger: oh jeez Sormaz like i haven't heard that before

Stranger: *** You were kicked by zamros (go to hell you old bastard)

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Soviet Russia

2009-11-25T17:55:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to soviet russia

Stranger: Oh my. I'm in the wrong place.

Stranger: What color is your toothbrush?

You: Oh nazi Germany is west

You: if thats what youre looking for

Stranger: Nope.

Stranger: I just want to go to my dorm room.

Stranger: Sowwy.

You: No need to be sorry

Stranger: I must have took a left past the bathroom.

You: Because in soviet russia sorry is you!

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Favor fail

2009-11-21T18:34:00.000-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey beautiful

You: hey fugly

Stranger: wanna do it?

You: do what?

Stranger: u know ;)

You: arts and crafts, hell no

Stranger: aw shit

Stranger: ill try again later then

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Love!

2009-11-21T14:48:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: i love you

You: too bad

You: Pimpzilla loves nobody

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r u...

2009-11-21T13:25:00.000-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: r u girl

You: r u kim jong il

Stranger: no im not

You: okay

Stranger: r u boy

You: r u adolf hitler

Stranger: no

You: okay

You: r u man

Stranger: yes

You: r u kim jong il

You: hellooooo

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K-Mart

2009-11-21T13:19:00.000-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: What do you want sir?

Stranger: Cocaine, champagne and dancing.

You: Okay hold on

Stranger: Alright.

You: That will be 79.99$ sir

Stranger: But would you hurry it up?

Stranger: Pff.

Stranger: 100, here you go.

Stranger: Keep the change.

You: Sorry we dont accept cash

Stranger: So what do you accept?

You: Credit card or check

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: Is Amex okay?

You: Visa only

Stranger: Alright. Visa it is then.

You: Sir, your card seems to deactivated

Stranger: Aw, fuck.

Stranger: That's outrageous.

Stranger: it must be your machine that fails.

You: No, its your card sir

You: Sir, check please.

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: I'm filthy rich anyway.

You: Okay sir, ID please

Stranger: That's ridiculous.

Stranger: No.

You: sigh, sir if you do not co-operate im going to have to call k-mart special services

Stranger: And I'll just buy this whole place and get you fired.

You: Son, youre fired

You: dun dun dun!

Stranger: Derp derp derp

You: This is the last time you sleep during your shift

Stranger: Fuck, I was asleep?

You: now get out of here before I call k-mart special services

You: Yes, and you are fired

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: Fine then.

You: Now go, son

Stranger: Let me just make a copy of my ass.

You: SECURITY!

Stranger: Oh shi-

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Hobo

2009-11-20T21:23:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I lost my home today can I live with you

You: Hey me too!

You: Can I live with you?

Stranger: I live in a box

You: Cool mind I join, I have no cash and only a few burned cloths but that should do

Stranger: That's cool. Hobos rep it

You: Oh i'm no hobo

Stranger: Who the FUCK LIVES IN A BOX AND HAS BURNED CLOTHES BUT ISN'T A HOBO!?!? If you say jewish people your wrong!

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Liar

2009-11-20T21:15:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl? :)

You: you first

Stranger: m usa 71

Stranger: i meant 17..

You: liar

Stranger: ..? why am i a liar

You: I can tell only a 71 year would make such a mistake

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/i/

2009-11-20T20:29:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, know any good /i/ that's still open?

You: Maybe

You: How many /i/'s do you need?

Stranger: Just one. I just need to round up an /i/nsurgent or two who can help me get a guy's password

You: hmm

Stranger: There's this guy on youtube, right? 4000 subscribers

You: yeah

Stranger: I have audio of him saying he wanted to marry a 16 year old when he was 37

Stranger: I'd like to upload it on his account

You: I dunno, that seems mean.

Stranger: Anon?

You: No not him, he's busy with life right now.

Stranger: So, can you help or not?

You: Yes I can

You: I can offer you a /i/gloo or a /i/diot for about 5.99$ per hour both for 9.45$ per hour

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Song

2009-11-20T20:18:00.000-07:00

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Stranger: I put my hands up, they're playing my song

You: They are playing the simpsons theme song

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asl fail

2009-11-19T11:54:00.001-07:00

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Stranger: Hi
my asl: I'm a 16 years old boy from germany.
your?

You: Shut up bitch

You: fail troll

You: houser howsit

You: mecha morphot

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Lockerz

2009-11-15T08:27:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Want a Lockerz.com Invite?

You: Sure

You: what is that?

Stranger: Really? What's your email address, I'll send you one.

Stranger: It's a site where you gain PTZ and then you can exchange them for Prizes. It's CEO, Kathy Savitt

Stranger: She was an executive at Amazon.com

You: arnie34@yahoo.com

Stranger: Thanks.

Stranger: Do a google search if you don't believe me. It's legit.

You: Hmm

You: Im afraid that your gonna come into my house and beat me up now

Stranger: Why? I don't want your address lol. I'm just a kid trying to rack up PTZ on Lockerz haha

You: Well thats not my email address you see

Stranger: Oh OK.

You: Ohhh nooooo!

Stranger: Well... thanks anyway. Bye! On to the next person. Maybe they want a Lockerz.con Invite...

You: but i do

Stranger: So is that your email address or not?

You: it is

Stranger: Because I'll send you one right now.

You: k

You: sent it yet?

Stranger: I'm @hpmcmill on Twitter if you want to see that I'm actual human being lol

You: ok cool

Stranger: Yeah I sent it.

You: k awesome

You: but thats not my email you see

You: infact I dont have a email

You: it never excisted

Stranger: Oh OK... thanks for the trouble. :)

You: Dont worry hehe heh heh

Stranger: Hopefully, when I'm on Lockerz it'll show that you signed up. :)

You: To tell you the truth

You: no

Stranger: Well... who ever arnie34 is.... I'm sorry to them.

You: Too bad

Stranger: GOODBYE..........................................

You: Hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

f uk

2009-11-14T08:41:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: asl?

Stranger: 18 f uk

Stranger: you?

You: har har har

You: you sayed fuk

Stranger: oh funny

Stranger: how old are you ... 12?

You: in 3 months i will be

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:3 Man

2009-11-13T21:37:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: oh hey there

You: just doing great

You: thanks for asking

Stranger: are you the guy that goes

Stranger: :3

Stranger: ?

You: Nopers

Stranger: YAAAAY

Stranger: I hate that guy

You: Whys that?

Stranger: he just wonts cyber sex

You: Well thats alright

Stranger: and I get him almost every time I don't get

Stranger: spam

You: Maybe hes just asking to have children

Stranger: no

You: And kids are just darnest thing ever ;)

Stranger: he is just a perve

You: Oh be nice

Stranger: you are him aren't you

You: Who?

Stranger: the :3 guy

Stranger: your him

You: Oh thats my cousin

You: Hes name is Jerome

Stranger: GAAAA

Stranger: it is you

Stranger: I DO NOT WANT SEX

You: :{

You: wuz wong wit yu?

Stranger: I am a hermaphridite remember?

You: My cousin Jerome is attracted to you Tyler not me

Stranger: tyler?

You: Your name, Tyle J. Lakowski

You: Tyler*

Stranger: he dosn't even know my name!!!

You: T-Bag for short

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: t-bag

You: Its what all the kids called you at school

Stranger: I am homeschooled

Stranger: HE DOES NOT KNOW ME

You: Well I know people said your dad gave you that name

You: He called you his lil tea bag

Stranger: my dad did not give my that name

You: cause you spat in his tea

Stranger: he calls me william or tiny or MINION

Stranger: and he hates tea

You: Well T-bag I gotta go

Stranger: wait

Stranger: are you the

Stranger: :3

Stranger: guy?!??!

You: and remeber if a strange woman wearing puple socks asks you for dogs. Go with her!

You: Nope thats cousin Jerome, cya sport!

You have disconnected

Jonah

2009-11-13T21:10:00.000-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: HEY

You: asl?

Stranger: MY LETTERS ARE BETTTER THEN YOU JONAH

Stranger: IM A DUDE

You: indeed

Stranger: WITH A PENIS

You: unlikely

Stranger: FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

McD's Dude

2009-11-13T20:14:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey dude

Stranger: dude? oh god, when did i grow a penis?!

Stranger: and why are you the first to know?!

You: cause i am uber smart bitch

Stranger: no. i do not think i can hold a conversation with someone who used the term 'uber'.

Stranger: its too painful.

Stranger: goodbye, stranger.

You: well I am epic on mw2

You: bitchcakes

Stranger: bitcakes too?

Stranger: i didnt realise that people actually used such a language.

You: you got a problemo shemale?

Stranger: hahah

You: shemales cant laugh

You: YOU A FRAUD

Stranger: -GASP-

Stranger: you found out so quickly!

You: damn strait

You: Did you know i am epicly interesting and uber smart

Stranger: no no no, this is too much to handle with pure faith. prove it! prove that youre interesting.

You: well I am asian belt tai kwon doh

You: and I like chicken nuggets

You: i work at mcdonalds on fiftyth street

You: I make the burgers

You: AINT I AWSOME

Stranger: mcdonalds? really?

You: yeah woman

Stranger: im much more of a wendys person.

You: like i give 2 shits and a nickel

Stranger: ill take the nickel if youre offering, but you can keep your shit.

You: ohoho big talker are ya bitch

Stranger: can you talk big? i only thought you could talk loudly.

Stranger: i guess im mistaken.

You: no way thats sooo intertesting

You: tell me more

Stranger: i have nothing more to say on the matter.

You: damn thats awesome

Stranger: clearly.

You have disconnected

Cool dude

2009-11-13T20:03:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: want an invite to lockerz?

You: Already got 20

Stranger: wow lol

You: Yeah im that cool

Stranger: yeah i bet haha

You: damn strait i am

Stranger: lol

Stranger: :D

You: but I got rid of them

You: dedent like em

Stranger: oh

Stranger: aww

You: threw am out

You: im too cool for that shit

Stranger: lol ur to cool for a free ps3?

You: got like 6

Stranger: pps3's?

Stranger: oh yeah lol like im gonna buy that XP

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Sweet

2009-11-13T12:13:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey stranger.

You: swwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeet

You: How you doing

Stranger: Kind of bored :<

You: thats awesome@!

Stranger: Nu uh XD

You: so how you doing

Stranger: Well.

Stranger: I'm OK. But I'm bored.

You: Thats wicked

You: You ok?

Stranger: sdkuadkjshdad

Stranger: YOU, SIR, FAIL AT COMMUNICATING.

You: No I am aight

You: Like tight

You: Giggity might

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nig's Chat 1

2009-11-13T11:46:00.002-07:00

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Welcome to Nig's chat. Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.

You: Killer

Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.

You: Killer

Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:

Stranger: What is the square root of negative one?

You: i

Stranger: ----------------------Welcome to the chat!

Stranger: ----------------------NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.

Stranger: ----------------------Type /help if you're confused.

Stranger: Nig: Ok, I lied. It's pretty good.

You: Hello

Stranger: Nig: Hello, Killer.

Stranger: Tongue: There are a lot of murderers online today.

You: GIF

Stranger: cerealkiller (PM): what is this?

Stranger: ----------------------Mang has joined the chat!

You: TGIF

Stranger: Nig: Sup, Mang?

Stranger: Mang: sup Nig

Stranger: Mang: not much you?

Stranger: Nig: Same same.

Stranger: ----------------------cerealkiller disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Mang: going to see Paranormal Activity tonight hopefully

You: Interesting

Stranger: Nig: Brb.

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 1/3 kick votes.

You: Why me

You: I am no Killer

You: Twas only my name

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 0/3 kick votes.

You: Good boy

Stranger: Tongue: Ya, why him?

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 1/3 kick votes.

You: /kick Tongue

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Fine has joined the chat!

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Fine: lizard

Stranger: ----------------------Mang has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------kennymac has joined the chat!

You: You sir, are in trouble

Stranger: ----------------------Mang has 0/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------123 has joined the chat!

You: /kick 123

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------123 has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: Killer, are you hot?

Stranger: ----------------------123 has 2/3 kick votes.

You: Indeed I am

Stranger: ----------------------kennymac disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: ----------------------123 has 3/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: Oooh how orgasmatic of you.

Stranger: 123: hi

Stranger: Fine: soooooo... whats going on?

You: How are you still here?

Stranger: ----------------------Fine has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: Not much Fine, just drooling over Killer

You: Indeed you are

Stranger: Fine: lol

Stranger: Fine: Killer is female then i presume?

Stranger: Mang: i hope not

You: How dare you!

You: /kick Fine

Stranger: ----------------------Fine has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Fine: suppose not :P

Stranger: Tongue: xD

You: I kill you, Fine

Stranger: ----------------------123 disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Fine: in soviet russia, Fine kills you o:

You: You have 3 hours to live

You: But I am not in Soviet Russia

Stranger: Fine: actually in 3 hours i'll be in school lol

You: Haha

Stranger: Tongue: Killer, living isn't important, at the bottom of everything.

Stranger: Mang: a woman is gonna cut your stomach open with scissors

Stranger: Fine: wow scissors, so dangerous

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 1/3 kick votes.

You: I know many, many suicide bombers, Fine

You: Too many

Stranger: Fine: Yeah but well its Canada? :P

You: Strangely

Stranger: Mang: yes, sharp scissors, very sharp

Stranger: Mang: You little twat

Stranger: Tongue: Killer are you a terrorist?

You: Canada?

You: No I am Spiderman

You: shh

Stranger: Mang: hawwwtt

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: HEY

Stranger: Mang: keep my killer here

You: Indeed

Stranger: Mang: <3

Stranger: ----------------------RawSugar has joined the chat!

Stranger: ----------------------Mang has 1/3 kick votes.

You: Hello there

Stranger: Mang: up urs bich

Stranger: ----------------------RawSugar disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Mang: hahaha

Stranger: ----------------------Nigsafaggotx15 has joined the chat!

Stranger: Fine: aw can't kick people already gone

Stranger: Tongue: How are you all today? Anything interesting going on?

Stranger: Fine: oh well this is boring as hell

Stranger: ----------------------Fine disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: I win

Stranger: Mang: silly lil bitch

Stranger: Mang: a boring person gets bored

Stranger: Mang: so true

You: Indeed

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: what?

Stranger: Tongue: My hands are cold, I should eat them.

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: are you faggots?

You: Let me help with that

Stranger: ----------------------i has joined the chat!

Stranger: Mang: yeah Killer can heat ANYBODY up

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: fuck you

You: I have a Assault Knife with me

Stranger: ----------------------i has 1/3 kick votes.

You: /kick i

Stranger: ----------------------i has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: fuck you faggots

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: youre gay as all hell

Stranger: Nigsafaggotx15: go seuck each other off

Stranger: ----------------------Nigsafaggotx15 disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: /kick Nigsafaggotx15

Stranger: ----------------------Username not found.

Stranger: Mang: ^.^

Stranger: ----------------------i disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: You are on my list... Jeremy

Stranger: Tongue: I'm a female bisexual and I'm glad that homophobes are stupid. Otherwise they might not be as funny.

Stranger: ----------------------Grawl has joined the chat!

You: Hello Grawl

Stranger: Mang: Well said Tongue =)

Stranger: Tongue: ^-^

You: Grawl, do you wish to live?

Stranger: Tongue: Killer, you aren't very scary.

Stranger: Grawl: hm?

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 2/3 kick votes.

You: Don't make me ask you again

Stranger: ----------------------Grawl has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Grawl: what is this live o:

You: Fine, you die

Stranger: ----------------------Grawl disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: Clean up this mess!

Stranger: Tongue: Killer is rad, would you do long-distance kills?

You: Depends on situation

Stranger: Tongue: Where do ya live?

You: Everywhere and nowhere

Stranger: Tongue: Utah then ^^

Stranger: Mang: that means Detroit.

Stranger: Mang: or Utah

You: ... no not Detroit or Utah, those are pitiful places

Stranger: Tongue: Scandinavia?

You: Negative

Stranger: Mang: guize just before this convo continues, what do u think about shy people thx

You: What about them

Stranger: Tongue: Shy people are lame, they should kill themselves... Or talk.

Stranger: Mang: do you like them

You: If they are allies, yes

Stranger: Mang: Hey Killer, they don't talk to you because yth

Stranger: Tongue: Killer sounds like a ninja.

Stranger: Mang: *they don't like you

Stranger: Mang: most likely

Stranger: Mang: You both sound like idiots to me, LOL

Stranger: Mang: fucking pain in the asses

Stranger: ----------------------thisfails has joined the chat!

You: Must be your female hormones, that you posses

Stranger: ----------------------thisfails has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: thisfails: What's the idea with this silly chat shizzle on here ~.~

You: /kick thisfails

Stranger: ----------------------ahdryha has joined the chat!

Stranger: ----------------------thisfails has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: you obviously don't understand women

Stranger: ----------------------ahdryha has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ahdryha: horny?

Stranger: Tongue: I'm female and I don't understand Mang.

You: Do I not

Stranger: ----------------------fenasikerim has joined the chat!

Stranger: ----------------------ahdryha disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: thisfails: T_T

Stranger: thisfails: Fine, douches

Stranger: ----------------------thisfails disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: I win

Stranger: ----------------------kthxbai has joined the chat!

Stranger: Tongue: Killer always wins.

Stranger: Tongue: How old are you guys?

Stranger: Mang: 18

You: Old as the wind

Stranger: kthxbai: mary had a little lamb

Stranger: Tongue: Killer, if it's an indirect answer then don't give it.

You: and young as the sky

Stranger: fenasikerim: are you crazy

Stranger: kthxbai: mlef

Stranger: ----------------------kthxbai has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Tongue: Killer is definatly a ninja.

You: No I am not

Stranger: kthxbai: thanks

Stranger: Mang: ninjas can be pretty hot :(

Stranger: ----------------------kthxbai disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: fenasikerim: are you crazy

You: I am not sure what I am

Stranger: Mang: a sex god

You: Or I am sure of what everything is

Stranger: Tongue: Mang, you don't get Killer. He's Mormon since he's from Utah.

You: I kill Mormon's

Stranger: Mang: I don't answer the door to Mormons

You: They are disgusting creatures

Stranger: Tongue: Humans are disgusting creatures.

Stranger: fenasikerim: shut up you crazy punks

You: Excuss me?

Stranger: Mang: My cousins used to arm themselves with knives when they came to the door, LOL

Stranger: ----------------------Kira has joined the chat!

You: Do you wish to live

You: fena?

You: /kick Kira

Stranger: ----------------------Kira has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: Lol killer, you are such a penis.

Stranger: ----------------------Kira has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: fenasikerim: my name is fenasi kerim

You: FIne you die today

Stranger: ----------------------Nig has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Tongue: Killer you aren't very creative. You should try asking them if they want to die next time.

Stranger: ----------------------Killer has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Tongue: As opposed to if they want to live.

You: Do you wish to live or die

Stranger: Tongue: That works ^-^

You: Good

Stranger: fenasikerim: killer i will kill you

Stranger: Mang: it needs a question mark.

You: Hahaha

Stranger: ----------------------fenasikerim has been muted.

You: Take that

Stranger: Mang: awwwe my lil nig is back =)

Stranger: Mang: whooaaaaa

You: ...

Stranger: ----------------------Kira disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Nig: Wutup, guise?

Stranger: ----------------------amy has joined the chat!

Stranger: amy: hello

You: Amy

Stranger: Mang: Killer is not an admin,......is he?

Stranger: Nig: Hello, amy.

Stranger: ----------------------victor has joined the chat!

Stranger: Tongue: Nig, can I call you Niggy?

You: No I am not

Stranger: Mang: ah good

You: Or maybe I am

Stranger: victor: nipple

Stranger: Nig: I'm the mothefucking admin.

You: Or maybe you are

Stranger: Mang: Nah you're not.

You: That is true

Stranger: ----------------------amy is now known as HotCarl.

Stranger: victor: nipple

Stranger: victor: me too

You: /kick Hotcarl

Stranger: ----------------------Username not found.

Stranger: ----------------------HotCarl has been muted.

You: I won

Stranger: ----------------------victor disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: fenasikerim: killer is stupid

Stranger: Mang: Hey Nig are you the guy who told me that the last 15 minutes of Paranormal Activity were the best of your life?

Stranger: Tongue: Nig is ignoring my question, I'm gonna cry Q.Q

Stranger: ----------------------fenasikerim has 1/3 kick votes.

You: /kick fenaskierim

Stranger: ----------------------Username not found.

Stranger: fenasikerim: sikerim bak hepinizi

Stranger: Nig: No, mang.

Stranger: Mang: Tongue, you ignore everyone too, except those you're horny for.

You: /kick fenasikerim

Stranger: ----------------------fenasikerim has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Nig: Tongue, what?

Stranger: Tongue: Yep pretty much Mang. Can I call you Niggy, Nig?

Stranger: Nig: You can call me Nig.

Stranger: ----------------------Keith has joined the chat!

You: Keith

Stranger: Mang: hai Keith

Stranger: ----------------------mrA has joined the chat!

Stranger: Tongue: Nig is boring, no offence.

Stranger: Mang: hey Mr Aids

You: /kick Tongue

Stranger: ----------------------You have already voted to kick Tongue.

Stranger: Mang: That is very outspoken

You: Hmmm

Stranger: mrA: LOOOOOOOOOOL

Stranger: mrA: brilliant !

Stranger: Mang: GET A LIFE

You: Mr. Aids how are you

Stranger: ----------------------fenasikerim disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Mang: nig you're too slow for an admin

Stranger: Tongue: Kick Keith, quickly.

You: /kick Keith

Stranger: ----------------------Keith has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Keith has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has joined the chat!

You: This will be a pain to go threw

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: mrA: keith: how r u?

Stranger: ----------------------Keith has 9003/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Keith disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Nou: Huh?

You: sigh

Stranger: Mang: Nou are you a hippooo????

Stranger: Nou: Why me?

Stranger: mrA: gotta go masturbate

Stranger: Nou: No...

You: Impossible

Stranger: Nou: NO U!

Stranger: ----------------------mrA disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: /kick Nou

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: orgasm

Stranger: Nou: HAY.

Stranger: Nou: D:

You: Die

Stranger: Nou: Meanies.

Stranger: Nou: No u.

Stranger: Tongue: ... Okaaaay, Mang is... interesting. Seems to be obsessed with sex.

You: I don't like you

Stranger: Nou: No u.

Stranger: ----------------------Melosh has joined the chat!

Stranger: Mang: Killer are you a sadist?

You: No

Stranger: Nou: No u*

Stranger: Mang: k.

Stranger: Nou: Fixed.

Stranger: Melosh: I'M BACK BITCHES

Stranger: Nou: Hi.

You: /kick Melosh

Stranger: ----------------------Melosh has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Mang: LLOOOOLLLL

Stranger: Mang: GTFO

You: sigh

Stranger: ----------------------Melosh has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Nou: votekick Melosh

Stranger: ----------------------Melosh has 3/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Nou: So... How do you vote?

Stranger: ----------------------Melosh disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Tongue: Killer has a huge male ego, he couldn't REALLY kill somone.

Stranger: Nou: Incase that happens again.

Stranger: ----------------------fucku has joined the chat!

You: That is true

Stranger: fucku: fucku

Stranger: Nou: No u.

You: fucku

Stranger: Nou: :D

Stranger: Nou: No u.

Stranger: Mang: Nou just type /kick and then the user

Stranger: Nou: And u

Stranger: fucku: whoa, this thing works ?

Stranger: Nou: Okay.

Stranger: Tongue: Mang wants to rape Killer and that's more likely then Killer killing.

Stranger: fucku: what ?!

Stranger: Nou: Yep.

You: thank you

Stranger: fucku: what ?!?!?!

Stranger: Nou: I know, right/.

You: I surender

Stranger: Mang: No Tongue, I want Killer to rape me.

Stranger: fucku: rape me

You: I am busy

Stranger: Nou: Hmmm.

Stranger: fucku: disconnect please

Stranger: Nou: I'm assuming there is a female somewhere in here.

Stranger: Mang: Killer is very arrogant though

Stranger: Nou: But...

Stranger: Mang: so fuck em

Stranger: Nou: This is the internt!

You: No...

Stranger: fucku: what the hell ?

Stranger: fucku: FUCK

Stranger: Nou: Wut?

Stranger: Tongue: I could rape you Mang, but I'm a 13-year-old female.

You: That is a lie

Stranger: Nou: ..

Stranger: Nou: Me want.

Stranger: fucku: im 14

Stranger: Nou: I agree.

You: /name Liedar

Stranger: ----------------------Your username is: Killer

Stranger: Nou: Tounge is cake.

Stranger: Mang: ur not my type Tongue

Stranger: ----------------------popeye has joined the chat!

Stranger: popeye: ahoy!

Stranger: Nou: :O

Stranger: fucku: POPEYE?!

You: /username Liedar

Stranger: Nou: You're used to make herion!

Stranger: ----------------------Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.

Stranger: fucku: shiiiit man

Stranger: Mang: Where's Olive Oil

You: /commands

Stranger: Mang: ?

Stranger: ----------------------Commands:

Stranger: ----------------------/list - lists all usernames.

Stranger: ----------------------/info - provides info about this.

Stranger: popeye: hey

Stranger: ----------------------/name - shows your username.

Stranger: ----------------------/me - sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.

Stranger: ----------------------/kick - votes for kicking someone. Once they get 3 votes, they're out.

Stranger: ----------------------/unkick - does the opposite.

Stranger: ----------------------/getkick - get how many kick votes someone has.

Stranger: ----------------------/msg - sends a private message to someone.

Stranger: ----------------------/nick - changes your name to new name.

Stranger: Nou: In my pants.

Stranger: Tongue: Fucku is a stupid 14-year-old and a disgrace to teens. I hate not being Mangs type, that's so straight.

You: How dar you

Stranger: popeye: Brutus has her

Stranger: fucku: jizz

Stranger: ----------------------popeye has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Tongue: *Mang's

Stranger: popeye: he's raping her

Stranger: fucku: whoa.

Stranger: fucku: this is stupid, Ill kill you all,

Stranger: ----------------------fucku disconnected, getting another stranger...

You: See

Stranger: Nou: o.O

You: I am a assassin

Stranger: Nou: Well.

You: I killed him first

Stranger: ----------------------Q has joined the chat!

Stranger: Nou: That was... Odd.

Stranger: Nou: No me.

You: I

You: am

You: /nick Jesus

Stranger: ----------------------Killer is now known as Jesus.

Stranger: Nou: Q

Stranger: Nou: :O

Stranger: Nou: But...

You: May the power of christ complelle you

Stranger: Nou: I KILLED YOU.

Stranger: Mang: Killer was waaayyyy sexier

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 3/3 kick votes.

Stranger: Nou: NO.

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue has 4/3 kick votes.

You: Killer is gone

Stranger: Mang: but whatever

Stranger: Nou: NO.

Stranger: ----------------------Tongue disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: Nou: NOT AGAIN.

Stranger: Mang: awwe poor Tongue

Stranger: ----------------------djcc33 has joined the chat!

Stranger: Nou: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stranger: Nou: o.O

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has 3/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------djcc33 has 1/3 kick votes.

Stranger: djcc33: hi

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has 4/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Nou disconnected, getting another stranger...

Stranger: ----------------------Nou has 5/3 kick votes.

You: I did that

You: The pure is free

Stranger: Mang: >.<

Stranger: ----------------------Jesus has 2/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Jesus has 3/3 kick votes.

Stranger: ----------------------Jesus has 4/3 kick votes.

Stranger: djcc33: dude

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Old days

2009-11-12T09:42:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: whats up?

You: nothing much

Stranger: cool. how old are you?

You: Too old

Stranger: okay. im 22

You: Ah those were the days

Stranger: lol.

You: What was I talking about again

Stranger: you're stupid.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Roadhouse!

2009-11-11T10:07:00.000-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: ey

You: asl

Stranger: 16 m The Netherlands, u?

You: same

Stranger: zweer?

You: gash!

You: dashspeil zan troushing

Stranger: what the fuck u talkin bout holmes?

You: oh your black...

Stranger: no

Stranger: Italian, livin' in Holland

Stranger: where u from

You: Italy

Stranger: veramente?

You: But moved to Holland

Stranger: ok perche cazzo no parlai Italiano o Holandeso?

You: ok pizza peperioni with la mushroomia

Stranger: yeah fuck u

Stranger: motherfucking bitch boy

You: You big liar

You: You black!

Stranger: so?

Stranger: what u wanna do

You: Beat you up

Stranger: ok come to Amsterdam nigga

Stranger: I'mma show u not to fuck with me

You: bitch

Stranger: ur mother

You: ima come down there and show you the movie roadhouse!

Stranger: I'mma blast u homie

You: ROADHOUSE

Stranger: wtf's that?

You: Get off my plane

Stranger: nigga fuck u

You: BAM!

You: ROADHOUSE!

You: Keep the change

Stranger: bam bam on ur eye

You: ROADHOUSE!

Stranger: NOTORIOUS

You: failsaurus rex

Stranger: sum rex

Stranger: sum tuus rex

Stranger: et sum tuus imperator

You: Oh hi

Stranger: ave

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Announcement: Spambots

2009-11-10T22:50:00.005-07:00

I thought repeating a certain thing 3 times sended you too the anti-spambot land.

Lies...

You go to spambot hell. Bad mistake I made but I managed to get out alive...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yellow

You: oh thank god

Stranger: why???

You: i was caught in a spambot storm

Stranger: asl please

You: fuck you

Stranger: ???

You: I did not fight my way threw thick and thin for this shit

Stranger: age gender and location please

You: die asshole

Stranger: ???\

You: dick

Stranger: excuse me if u swear one more time I will call police

You: penis

You: holy shit

Stranger: u motherfucking nigger cunt. shut the fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

But that was only a small closet, it continued...

Managed to get out again...

(Forgot to get the convo)

(God damnit I keep forgetting to get it)

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: .

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: are you caught in spambot hell too?

Stranger: are you a bot?

Stranger: yes

You: no

You: I made a mistake

Stranger: what mistake?

Stranger: and prove youre not a bot

You: testing

You: Bots are fags

You: so

You: how do we get out?

Stranger: hm

Stranger: alright you pass

You: thank you

You: so

You: lets get out of hell

Stranger: I don't know

You: damnit

Stranger: you think we can make it?

You: yes we can

Stranger: how can you be so sure!?

You: ... im not

Stranger: ..

Stranger: we must fight our way through it then

You: send a email to omegle dude...

You: so how did you end up here

Stranger: whos the omegle dude?

You: dunno

Stranger: thats gonna be a problem then

You: soo

You: how did you end up here

Stranger: I just passed through annoybot and spambot on the way here

Stranger: you?

You: i wanted to get to the megachat

You: but turns out its this

You: a trap

Stranger: yeah same here

Stranger: thats how they get us

You: damn

Stranger: omegle is going right to hell

You: how

You: WE ARE IN HELL

Stranger: god save us all..

You: shit

Stranger: yeah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NC

2009-11-10T22:32:00.001-07:00

Stranger: Hi Male 20 Bi looking for another Male

You: Right here brother

Stranger: oh really

You: Yeah

You: Whats hanging

Stranger: my nuts lol

Stranger: xD

Stranger: asl?

You: oh man thats hilarious

You: 23, m, nevada

Stranger: nice

Stranger: NC

You: wheres that

Stranger: east coast

Stranger: north carolina

You: oh ya

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so what are you here for

You: crack

Stranger: nice

Stranger: sucessful yet

You: naw

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Baby

2009-11-10T18:03:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fuck me baby

You: your a baby?

You: oh i am a baby

Stranger: holy shit leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: waaaa

You: i want mommy!

You: /baby has died of loneliness

You: Bury thy baby!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2012

2009-11-08T20:29:00.001-07:00

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: blue eyes eh?

Stranger: cool

You: maybe

Stranger: no worries, i'm not spying on you, i'm just psychic

You: Really!

Stranger: it's true

Stranger: i'm the seventh son of a sevent son

You: What color of shirt am i wearing?

Stranger: red

You: holly crap

You: Watch or no watch

Stranger: so, how can i help you

Stranger: i can only divine that providence has sent you to me

You: Oh

Stranger: tell me the questions to which you seek the answers, and i will use my intricate knowledge of the universe to guide you

You: What race will take over the world?

Stranger: in the future there will be a great catastrophe

Stranger: several years from now

You: Asians?

Stranger: great flames will rain down

Stranger: the earth will be a scorched husk

Stranger: all that will remain is bacteria

You: Those basterds

You: I am a germophobe

Stranger: this is a fate that is sealed

You: But you already kenw that

Stranger: you have been gifted this knowledge child, use it wisely

You: Okay

You: I want a #3 with extra ketchup

You: Or is it katsup

Stranger: it is kethcup my child

Stranger: or so the heavenly powers tell me

You: Oh cool

Stranger: i sense our time drawing to a close

You: Cool

Stranger: farewell

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Go away

2009-11-07T08:37:00.001-07:00

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: No

You: Go away

Stranger: where? go away

Stranger: kiki

You: Go away

Stranger: kiki

Stranger: r u crazy?

You: Now, leave

Stranger: fuckin crazy boy

You: Ok you can stay

Stranger: you korean?

You: no

Stranger: strange

Stranger: like a korean

You: Go away you racist bitch

Stranger: go away nazi

Stranger: bitch

You: You dont even know what a nazi is you fucker

You: Go away

Stranger: shut up motherfucker

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Sinner

2009-11-07T08:31:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: what up bitch

You: Hey watch your mouth

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: haha

You: You are a sinner

You: Jesus hates you

Stranger: oh god T.T

You: EXCUSS ME?!

Stranger: can i ask ur age?

You: After you go to confession

Stranger: im 18

You: I am not surprised

Stranger: what bout u?

Stranger: 70?

Stranger: 72?

You: go to confession first

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Speaking dumbass

2009-11-03T21:03:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: Lethal weapon 1,2,3 thats me

Stranger: yr name is what

Stranger: ?

You: Leeroy :)

Stranger: f?

Stranger: m?

You: M

Stranger: age??

You: 23

Stranger: oh im 18

You: You?

Stranger: yeah

You: Yur name?

Stranger: im korean

Stranger: 이슬기

You: Hi Korean

Stranger: hi

You: Oh sorry I dont speak dumbass

You: Too bad

You: Hello? Hot dog?

You: Tap tap tap?

Stranger: yeah

You: Tap tap tap hot dog?

Stranger: yes

You: Sorry im very fluent in dumbass

Stranger: you?

You: Umm Its like a bubbles?

Stranger: yes

You: ...

You: Hmm

Stranger: sorry...

You: tap tap tap bubbles

Stranger: tap tap tap bubbles?

You: Umm ummm

You: Hot dog?

Stranger: i cant understand you say ...

You: damn I wish they taught dumbass in school

You: Oh jeez I dunno what he just said...

You: bubbles hot dog?

Stranger: no

You: damnit

Stranger: hey

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Mr. Philosophy

2009-11-01T22:09:00.001-07:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you also find the lack of true interpersonal communication and deterioration of self reliance troubling

Stranger: please

You: yes

Stranger: really?

You: yep

Stranger: why do you say so?

You: because I agree with the lack of true interpersonal communication and deterioration of self reliance troubling

Stranger: that's not even an opinion

You: Well I think it is

You: Do YOU the lack of true interpersonal communication and deterioration of self reliance troubling

Stranger: stick with me here

Stranger: that's not a question

Stranger: tell me,

You: tell me, if YOU the lack of true interpersonal communication and deterioration of self reliance troubling

Stranger: are you familiar with the transcedentalist movement/

You: Yes I am

Stranger: thats still not a question but i'll ignore it

Stranger: good

You: Alright

Stranger: so, what do you think about emerson's essay nature?

You: I think its great

Stranger: why?

You: Because its so emeritae

Stranger: you're coming off as stupid

Stranger: frankly, its embarassing

You: What about me?

Stranger: and im sorry that i could ever have been associated with you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Halo 3 Special Weapons

2009-11-01T09:03:00.001-07:00

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: do you like video games?

You: Yes I do

You: Do like pony's?

Stranger: no

You: :(

Stranger: ever played halo 3?

You: Yes

Stranger: like it?

You: I pwned all the fag noobs

Stranger: yeah me too

Stranger: probably pwn u btw

You: What weapon do you use the most

You: Fuck no shitlicker I am the king

Stranger: haha

You: So weapon?

Stranger: i like the sniper rifle best

Stranger: and BR

You: Yea there pretty good

Stranger: what weapon do u like best?

You: I like using the gregornaut 4000 as it pwnages them and cleans up there disgusting body's my second is the laserlordwhip as it pwnags them and makes a HUGE mess for fun. What map do you like the most

Stranger: what is gregornaut??

Stranger: and laserlordwhip? wtf?

You: Hidden weapon

You: s

Stranger: realy?

You: Yeah I will tell you how to get em

You: K to get the gregornaut you have to kill 600,000,000 westinterceptors, laserlordwhip you have to get your mom to play. Kill your mom in the game and then t-bag her for 10 miniutes strait

Stranger: you realy think that's funny?

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: fail

You: You think im lying

You: No wonder, your a noob fag

Stranger: wtf is westinterceptors

You: They fly down and interrupt you when you making a special thing

Stranger: making a special thing ? like what?

You: Like getting the laserlordwhip

Stranger: lol

You: Or the VMA Machete

Stranger: whatever u say

You: ITS TRUE

You: You fag noob

Stranger: wanna be friends on xbox live?

Stranger: then u can show me

You: Sure

Stranger: what is ur nick?

You: My gamertag is killazornigahz9

You: Whats yours

Stranger: k

Stranger: mine is system of downs

You: ok

You: Well I gotta fly my pony to wonderland, cya soon on call of duty: modern warfare 2. Weere I will show them all

You have disconnected

Old friend

2009-11-01T08:47:00.000-07:00

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: kennedy

Stranger: your

Stranger: ???

Stranger: ....

You: Mark

Stranger: from

Stranger: mark

You: Nevada

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: Nice to meet you to Ken

You: So Ken how was the game last night

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: for ken

Stranger: rsrs

Stranger: i from brazil

You: Remeber in high school how everbody called you Ken Kock cause how gay you looked?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nevada

2009-10-31T21:07:00.001-06:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!!!!!

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: been better

Stranger: Fair enough!
where you from?

You: Well my uncle got shot and mugged yesterday

You: Las vegas

Stranger: OMG thats so sad! Are you ok? Thats a dangerous place isnt it?

You: Im fine, I wasnt there

Stranger: is your uncle ok?

Stranger: if you dont mind me asking

You: Yeah LV is sorta dangorous, and my uncle is okay, thanks for asking

You: But he sorta had it coming to him

Stranger: =(

You: He is the leader of one of the strongest gangs in all of nevada, and he is in this weird sex cult

Stranger: um ok never herd of that before.

You: Hes quite lucky if you ask me

You: I mean he should be dead right now

Stranger: yeh he is. \

Stranger: Lucky

You: Truly a remarkable man

Stranger: Yeah well i hope things get better for you!!

You: Yep

You: Hey hold on one sec

Stranger: ok then

You: Do you know anybody who can transport 6000 grams of hash from New york to this hidden base in eastern nevada?

You: Without being noticed

Stranger: no, i dont even know what that is and never herd of that place! i feel stupid lol

You: Too bad

Stranger: never mind i knowwhat it is lol

You: I could have payed you like 20000$ just for saying yes

Stranger: Sumbarine thingys lol know idea never thought about it im not into stuff like that =)

You: Ugh maybe if nevada was on the coast but no it wont work

Stranger: where is it

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Mid usa

You: Im 24

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: no idea

Stranger: Australia

You: Alright

You: What is the drug operation down there like?

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Nudist

2009-10-31T20:32:00.001-06:00

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: ello govenor

Stranger: m/f

You: m

Stranger: f

You: Good for you

Stranger: vdfhdfbgsrghsrg

Stranger: whoe

Stranger: \\\\\\

Stranger: whore

You: you drunk?

Stranger: little

Stranger: ru horny

You: Too many applesnaps?

You: Lemme check

You: ... nope

Stranger: okkk

You: Also due to you being intoxicated, you cannot posses the needed formalities for getting "horny" somehow

Stranger: I LOVE PENIS!

Stranger: how the fuck do you know what i posses

You: Your a never-nude?

Stranger: im alWAYS NUDE

You: Ah

Stranger: yeah

You: Thats illigal you know

Stranger: nu uh im a nudest

You: Ah

Stranger: yeah

You: So were is your nudist colony?

Stranger: goergia

You: Whats it called?

Stranger: colonies dont alweays have to have names

You: Yes they do

Stranger: where is your proof

Stranger: are you a nudest

Stranger: no you not

You: ?

Stranger: ao you dont know shit

You: So you see other people shit?

Stranger: ???

Stranger: wtf

You: Well since everbody is naked and freaky, dont cha see em shittin up!

Stranger: no they go in a bathroom dumbass

You: Does your bathroom have walls?

Stranger: yes its like yours we have the same type of mathroom

Stranger: bathroom*

You: Than your not a real nudist

Stranger: yes we are

You: What sort of Nude Colony has walls. None, unless they are fake, like yours

Stranger: to keep pervs out like

You: you

Stranger: and not everyone wants to see someone shit

You: Biotched

You: You call us pervs? Shit you see naked fat people every day, and ohhh im the freaky ass perv.

Stranger: its not perverted dumbass

Stranger: in the beginging with adam and eve we were naked and didnt care

You: Right, you are a bunch of sick fucks trying to have some mass orgy

Stranger: but then we were intoduced to sin and cared so we dressed ourselves

Stranger: so if we didnt get introduced to sin we would all be naked

You: Adam and eve were a bunch of dumbasses who ate a fucking apple. THAT GOD SAID DONT EAT

Stranger: dunbass

You: lol

You: failsaurus

Stranger: your atheist arnt you

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Webcam

2009-10-31T20:18:00.001-06:00

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im looking for a girl who wanna see a webcam

You: I saw a webcam a few times

You: in Staples, Best Buy, Walmart...

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