Radio Shack

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: Whats going on

Stranger: not so bad, u then?

You: just at the prison computer

Stranger: cool, me too

You: cool what prison do you go too

Stranger: amsterdam, netherlands

You: I go to The Radio Shack Prison in North Carolina.

Stranger: what did you do

You: Robbed a Radio Shack in Nevada

Stranger: ok

You: and you?

Stranger: how long you have to sit in jail?

You: 14 out of the 30 years

Stranger: i sold drugs

Stranger: holyshit

You: Yeah but most people in here are in here for life

Stranger: hows life in jail there

You: Radio Shack has no tollerance for criminal

You: Terrible, they feed us dirt with water and make us sleep in debris from the 2004 attack,

Stranger: i thougt i was unhappy

Stranger: but it can be worse a lot

You: I should be dead right now but luckly the warden died last week so the new one lets some of us the computer.

You: use*

You: Oh shit some guy just came in with a metal club, better go

You have disconnected.