First!?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: first

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Yeah?

You: i'm first

Stranger: Awesome?

You: ya

You: suck on that

Stranger: I will

Stranger: I might choke

You: Well i don't want that

Stranger: Yeah I can just die

Stranger: While ftsk is playingg

You: Maybe one day you will be first and realize the true power of first

Stranger: I'm usually always first I feel no power

You: Imposible

Stranger: It just happened lasttime

Stranger: So suck on that one

You: NOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: Epic obe

You: AHHH I"M MELTING

Stranger: Yay

You: But wait I can't melt here

You: Because i am first

You: of 2010

Stranger: Uh well I wish you could(:

You: I cannot but yuuuuu caaaannnn

Stranger: Bur i

Stranger: But I'm not

You: Because you are slow

Stranger: I'm gonna go now young grasshopper

You: as a cow

Stranger: I'm on my ipod

You: I am a old rockhopper

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: Yeaaaaah

You: Got you there young childtoucher

You: Touché senor

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