Illinois

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Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: wadda ya wanna talka bout

Stranger: well, where you from?

You: Nevada

Stranger: to strat off

You: you?

Stranger: haha! Oh, nevada. You guys have bad luck with senators.

Stranger: illinois

You: oh a asian dude, cool

Stranger: um, illinois? That's in the US, man.

You: haha ya maybe before you guys bombed it

Stranger: bombed it?

You: i dunno maybe

You: so like how many kids you got? or where do you work

Stranger: i work for an airport

Stranger: i deliver lost bags.

You: is that illinoisian for nike? cuase I like their shoes

You: I work at OFFICE DEPOT

You: we sell stuff that youre friends make

Stranger: what the fuck, illinois is not in asia!

You: maybe your son will make a stack of paper I sell

Stranger: where are you getting this?

You: getting what?

Stranger: the idea that illinois is in Asia.

You: its right on the border

You: beside china and germany

You: in between I guess

Stranger: its in the middle of the United States, between Indiana and Iowa!!

Stranger: wtf?!

You: Iowa is a state in japan silly

Stranger: you are stupid as fuck, man

You: and Indiana is the nation of India

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