Typical day

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey asl
Stranger: 14 m
You: 15f usa
Stranger: whats up
You: noth much, supposed to be doin hw but im so stuck, might do it tomorrow before its due >-<
Stranger: are you a nigger? if so i cant talk to you because my dad is the leader of the kkk
You: great.....so that means ya cant talk to anyone on earth, ive herd the orgin of the human race is in africa and that peeps r white cuz of a genetic mutation, thaz what i herd yup
Stranger: oh are you a african jew
You: nope
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna see my big old saggy balls
You: nope
Stranger: ok you cunt suck
You: too late ya already did
You: :P
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From Jilly

Paranormal

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: wassup

Stranger: not much watching a movie with a friend

Stranger: you

You: what movie

You: just watching videos

Stranger: Paranormal Activity

Stranger: what kinda videos are you watching

You: Paranormal vids

Stranger: o thats kinda ironic

Stranger: though I'm sure this movie is fake

You: Is it? Or is it paranormal?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so where are you from

You: Indiana, home of the paranormal

Stranger: really?

Stranger: what happenes there?

Stranger: I'm from pa btw

You: Paranormal activity

Stranger: okayyy

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911

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 911 what is your emergency?

You: My grandma just killed 7 people

Stranger: Okay sir hold on tell me your address and i'll send a patrol car and ambulance

Stranger: holy shit 7 people

You: Well its kinda dark in this room and to tell you the truth im probably going to be killed by the time you guys get here

Stranger: well wish you luck then there's nothing i can do about it.

You: I' m guessing some wher out in the desert

You: Well you can try

Stranger: what state

You: Nevad

You: Nevada

Stranger: is there any way i could help

You: Oh hey shes having a heartattack

You: Oh wait its a stroke

Stranger: could you try to slit her throat with that kichen knife

You: I can't im tied up

Stranger: use your tree powers.

Stranger: wait what

You: What?

You: Oh damnit shes alive

Stranger: try to kick her in the face

Stranger: till she drowns in her own blood

You: Oh hey she put gas on me yay

You: I like the smell of gas

Stranger: good bye sir

You: Haha she triped down the stairs

Stranger: i hope your funeral is gonna be cheap

Stranger: OH

Stranger: and

You: I think shes dead

Stranger: is the bitch dead?

You: Yeah theres a drop about 7 feet at the end of the stairs

You: Well everybody in the room... oh wait shes alive

Stranger: oh snap

You: ... alright hurry up

Stranger: the officers will be there ETA 4 min

You: GRANDMA PUT DOWN THE LIGHTER

Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT

You: Shit shes climbing up the ladder

Stranger: oh shi-

You: Why is there a ladder their in teh first place

Stranger: i thought there was stair

Stranger: s

You: Both

Stranger: nice house.

Stranger: i should try that

You: Its not mine its her's

You: No wait its not

Stranger: can i have the house when she dies

You: Shes back up here

Stranger: use your force and split her in half

You: And im on fire now....s,dnfwbehfjikd,aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: RUN

Stranger: just

Stranger: RUN

You: IM TIED UP FAGGOT

Stranger: oh sorry

You: shit..., ughhh

You have disconnected

Radio Shack

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: Whats going on

Stranger: not so bad, u then?

You: just at the prison computer

Stranger: cool, me too

You: cool what prison do you go too

Stranger: amsterdam, netherlands

You: I go to The Radio Shack Prison in North Carolina.

Stranger: what did you do

You: Robbed a Radio Shack in Nevada

Stranger: ok

You: and you?

Stranger: how long you have to sit in jail?

You: 14 out of the 30 years

Stranger: i sold drugs

Stranger: holyshit

You: Yeah but most people in here are in here for life

Stranger: hows life in jail there

You: Radio Shack has no tollerance for criminal

You: Terrible, they feed us dirt with water and make us sleep in debris from the 2004 attack,

Stranger: i thougt i was unhappy

Stranger: but it can be worse a lot

You: I should be dead right now but luckly the warden died last week so the new one lets some of us the computer.

You: use*

You: Oh shit some guy just came in with a metal club, better go

You have disconnected.

First!?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: first

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Yeah?

You: i'm first

Stranger: Awesome?

You: ya

You: suck on that

Stranger: I will

Stranger: I might choke

You: Well i don't want that

Stranger: Yeah I can just die

Stranger: While ftsk is playingg

You: Maybe one day you will be first and realize the true power of first

Stranger: I'm usually always first I feel no power

You: Imposible

Stranger: It just happened lasttime

Stranger: So suck on that one

You: NOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: Epic obe

You: AHHH I"M MELTING

Stranger: Yay

You: But wait I can't melt here

You: Because i am first

You: of 2010

Stranger: Uh well I wish you could(:

You: I cannot but yuuuuu caaaannnn

Stranger: Bur i

Stranger: But I'm not

You: Because you are slow

Stranger: I'm gonna go now young grasshopper

You: as a cow

Stranger: I'm on my ipod

You: I am a old rockhopper

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: Yeaaaaah

You: Got you there young childtoucher

You: Touché senor

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Chiniga

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: my name is chiniga

Stranger: what is your name?

You: mine too

Stranger: you name chiniga?

You: yeah

You: you too!

Stranger: weird!

Stranger: you must be a retarded homo fagit too!

Stranger: fuck off

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Justin Time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey Justin Time

Stranger: what?

You: You're Justin Time

Stranger: no

You: Ya you are

Stranger: no

Stranger: oohh

You: I told you Ted O'Tree

Stranger: you mean i'm Just In Time

You: What, you okay Justin?

Stranger: i'm not justin

Stranger: i'm stefan

Stranger: ok

You: lol that ol rascal

You: Stefan Dion how you doing?

Stranger: it's stefan filimonovic

Stranger: ok

Stranger: not dion

You: Well you have to be Dion, like Djon mustard or Philip Seymore Hoffman

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'll Dion

Stranger: but not Sean

You: You Sean Connery?

You: damn shit!

Stranger: aahh

Stranger: screw you

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Santa

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hekohekoostamopo

You: ho ho ho

Stranger: ;DDD

Stranger: do you speak finnish

Stranger: ?

You: Hello small finnished boy, what would you like for christmas?

Stranger: täh

Stranger: i'm girl

Stranger: ;DD

You: A tahwol?

You: what color of tahwol?

Stranger: blue

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: are you a santa claus?;DD

You: very nice little boy, now get the fuck off my lap and run a few laps

Stranger: haistapaskaEIKÖSANAKUULUETOONSAATANATYTTÖENKÄ USKOHELVWETRINPUKKII

Stranger: -.-

You: Uh ya I don't speak dipshit son, now go along

Stranger: meeite

Stranger: vituhoro-.-

You: ah yes yes

Stranger: Onkos pukkihomo?

You: Oh you some pokemon now?

Stranger: POKEMON!EI VARAA VIRHEISIIN!;dDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: POKEMON<333333333333333333333333333333333333

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: ;D

You: Ah good a tahwol and some pokemon chocolate

Stranger: yeah!!!

Stranger: meeitevituhoroonkospukkihomo

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hoho ho ho ho;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: houhouhoupukkionsiiishomo

You: oh sorry we are out pokemon chocolate, you get a tahwol and some icereakers

You: icebreakers*

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: kyllämunnytkelpaa

Stranger: D;

Stranger: ;D*

Stranger: i want digimons too!

Stranger: and plasmateevee

Stranger: andcomputer and new telephone.;D

You: sorry fatty

Stranger: mitä? ITE OOT LÄSKIKASAPASKAPÄÄKUKULLIAIVOHOROOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: IHRAPERSE!

You: The north pole is in a recession right now

Stranger: täh

Stranger: täht

Stranger: täh

Stranger: thä

Stranger: täh

Stranger: täh

Stranger: täh

Stranger: täh

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: iäm 5vgirl

You: Tahwol icebreakers and paper is all we can give out this year

Stranger: VAAN?

Stranger: IHRAPERSEHILJAA?

Stranger: !*

You: Ya I had to sell my sleigh for a minivan

Stranger: what= IdontunderstandA BadSantaclaus

Stranger: 8''''''''''''''''''''''''''''------------------------------D

Stranger: iam5.vgirl

You: Look kid I gotta go but... whatever

You have disconnected.

Indianaese

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Stranger: nice

Stranger: im f

You: ah

You: whats your nation of origin?

Stranger: Filipino american

Stranger: why?

You: Just asking

Stranger: you?

You: I'm Indianaese

Stranger: nice

Stranger: haha

You: whats so funny?

Stranger: nothing

You: ok

Stranger: age?

You: 23

You: and you?

Stranger: 16

You: ah

You: in school are ya

Stranger: high school

You: me too

Stranger: your 23 and your in high school?

You: yes, the laws are different here

Stranger: oh

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Bang Bus

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: wazzup

Stranger: how's it going?

Stranger: lol

You: hey i just got a bang bus last tuesday, and i was wondering if it looks cool

Stranger: oooh... ok

Stranger: id love to see it

You: http://i50.tinypic.com/2hi0bie.jpg

You: cool eh

Stranger: Oh, I love the headgear.

You: thanks

You: it was my mom's idea

Stranger: Of course. Middle aged women always have the best taste.

You: Oh she's 80, but shed apreciate that

You: So

Stranger: I was trying to be flattering.

Stranger: ?

You: Why?

Stranger: Why what?

You: Why where you trying?

Stranger: Trying to be flattering?

You: Why?

Stranger: Just like to get in good with the moms.

You: Um k

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